stcyelle:

siamese munchkin 
This is a joke right? I’m scared to laugh because if it’s not a joke then fuck Bill Nye, the science guy doesn’t even come close to looking grim enough. Seriously though this is a joke right? Like that shit about people thinking that solar panels were going to drain the sun…
sky-mall: I’m honestly way too pretty and cool to ever be crying over a 22 year old scrub who doesn’t have a job smokes weed like it’s heroin and his life revolves around world of Warcraft and a bizarre obsession with Mountain Dew and his long gone high school days he ain’t even graduate from and sleeping till 7pm and eating like a literal dog like I mean he’s worse than his real actual dog tbh what is wrong with me I’m so happy I’m single now I feel like this describes every “cool kid” in the “it crowd” that ever existed…and I’d like to point out to everyone in high school who thinks this is cool or wishing they had this life or that guy is so “chill” that this guy along with every guy like this guy is the biggest loser ever and I do mean ever. and to the OP hell yes you should never cry over this fake ass bitch of a boy, find a real man stop playing around with the school yard kids to fraid of life to grow up and live it.  (via kilokilokilo)

sky-mall:

I’m honestly way too pretty and cool to ever be crying over a 22 year old scrub who doesn’t have a job smokes weed like it’s heroin and his life revolves around world of Warcraft and a bizarre obsession with Mountain Dew and his long gone high school days he ain’t even graduate from and sleeping till 7pm and eating like a literal dog like I mean he’s worse than his real actual dog tbh what is wrong with me I’m so happy I’m single now

I feel like this describes every “cool kid” in the “it crowd” that ever existed…and I’d like to point out to everyone in high school who thinks this is cool or wishing they had this life or that guy is so “chill” that this guy along with every guy like this guy is the biggest loser ever and I do mean ever. and to the OP hell yes you should never cry over this fake ass bitch of a boy, find a real man stop playing around with the school yard kids to fraid of life to grow up and live it. 

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blazikendall:

My brother and I begged my mom to buy us one when were little bc they were horribly overpriced of course and she finally gave in..he got jolteon and I got mew and we spent hours trying to chew the toy out of the ball and it turns out that the little fuckers are actually tiny and the ball just magnifies them to look big and my mom walked in and saw the chewed up mess and spanked us
45-9mm-5-56mm:

crashyourcrew:

champagne-paradise:

truestrength525:

runfreemindstate:

cold-crashing-waves:

Mike Tyson displaying some of the best head movement ever seen in professional boxing.

Mothafuckin’ mike tyson.

This is beyond incredible. This is an art.

Woah

Re-repost. This is a thing of beauty.

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